
Private Tours of Scotland by the World's Least Professional Guide
Forget the tourist traps. Get the REAL Scotland — the stories they don't tell, the places they don't show, and banter you won't forget! 🍺
Forget the fake smiles, the scripted patter, and being herded around with 40 other people.
Dirty Daves does proper private multi-day tours of Scotland — usually 3 to 7 days, sometimes longer. Just you (or your group) and Dave. No big coaches. No fixed schedules. No corporate nonsense.
We also build fully bespoke tours of Scotland when a sample itinerary isn't enough — including island tours covering Skye, the Outer Hebrides, or a mix of Highlands and islands. You tell us what you actually want to see and do, and we shape a custom itinerary around it.
The examples on this site are starting points. Your tour can be whatever works best for you.
If you're the kind of person who doesn't like being treated like a tourist on a conveyor belt, you're probably in the right place.
Because cookie-cutter tours are a snooze! 💤
Just you, your group, and Dave. No strangers, no big coaches, no fake smiles. On our private multi-day tours you get the whole experience to yourselves.
From budget-friendly stays to castles and 5-star hotels — you choose where you sleep. We'll book it for you, or you can arrange your own accommodation if you prefer.
Browse ready-made multi-day tour routes across the Scottish Highlands. Get a feel for the journey, then we'll tailor it to you.
History and legends mixed with proper storytelling and a decent sense of humour. The kind of tales that make the drive go quicker.
Tell us what you actually want to see and do. We'll work with you to create a proper custom multi-day itinerary that fits your group.
Real tales, hidden gems, and honest thoughts from private multi-day tours across Scotland. New stories added regularly.
Drop us a line and let's make it happen! 📬
Fill out the form and I'll get back to you as soon as Im back from the pub.
dave@dirtydaves.co.uk